Post by Whore Shack on Aug 26, 2014 16:32:33 GMT -5
The Treasure Coast Hash House Harriers are pleased to present its 323rd running as a special edition as part of the SOUTH FLORIDA TOUR DUH HASH EXPERIMENT. For this special edition we are going into (relatively) unknown territory to the southern most tip of Martin County. We are even going to cum out and play a little earlier than usual to so we can share as much Treasure Coat sun as possible. Cum on up and experience what TCH3 has to offer.
Sunday September 7, 2014
Hares: Whore Shack, Rimbrandt, Shit I Don't Know, and Pvt. Snowball
Start Time: 2:30 pm (pre-lube), Hares away at 3:00sht (roughly)
Hash Cash Cost: $5 (all the beer you can drink)
Location: Tequesta Park SE County Line Rd, FL 33469
CO-WHORE-DINATING INSTRUCTIONS: Bring some insect repellant if you taste sweet to horse flies, and a flashlight just in case you get lost and have to find your way back to start. Trail is dog friendly but not stroller friendly. Also suggested are the following: Whistles, Shiggy Shoes, High Socks, and sunscreen or a hat for this midday hash event. As always, this invite goes out to all hashers near and far and everyone is highly encouraged to bring a Virgin or two or three...
D-ERECTIONS: The park itself does not have a street number so if you try to Google it make sure you use Google Maps and type in the exact location listed above. From points south take I-95 north to the Indiantown Road exit (Exit 87---706 East) on the right. After leaving the exit ramp head (who said head) toward the Atlantic Ocean on Indiantown Road for just under 4 miles. Then turn left on Federal Hwy (US 1) and drive north for about 2.5 miles (through the village of Tequesta) until you reach SE County Line Road (you'll see a sign on the right that says "Welcome to Martin County"). Make a left at the light and drive about 100 yards and the park will be on your right (if you cross the rail road tracks or pass the 7-11, you have gone too far). Look for wankers and a U-haul beer van. From points north take I-95 south to the Indiantown Road exit (Exit 87---706 East) on the left and do the exact same thing that the north bound wankers are doing (or you could take Federal Hwy south all the way to SE County Line Road and make a right at the light). From points West, take West Indiantown Road (FL 706) toward the ocean and make a left on Federal Hwy. Do the same thing that all the wankers are doing above.
Snowball plans to have a room at the Jupiter Water Front Inn (18903 SE Federal Hwy, Tequesta, FL 33469) in case anyone needs a floor to crash on (but he can only sneak in so many). Gripes, bitches, complaints, call Snowball at 202-689-4150.
ON-ON-ON: The Blue Lobster; 18745 SE Federal Hwy. Tequesta, Florida