Post by Whore Shack on Jan 6, 2015 20:36:38 GMT -5
TCH3 Nation- This is “2 Pumps and a Downshift”, a recent re-locater to the TCH3. It is with great displeasure and agony to announce that I will be haring for TCH3, for the very first time, on Saturday, January 31st. I invite all hashers, far and near, to meet me at Winn Dixie Plaza at 8867 SE Bridge Rd in Hobe Sound for this hash event. Pre-lube begins at 6:00sht with the hare awayat 6:30sht. Locals, returners, visitors, virgins and spawns of Satan are all welcome to attend.
Suggested Items For This Hash:
Whistle
Flashlight
Shiggy Shoes
Shiggy Socks (just in case the hare leads you through some shiggy)
Hash Attire
Virgins
AJoke
Extra Liver
Hash Cash for this event will be $5.00 and will include pre-lube, trail, and circle. Believe me folks, your $5.00 will go far for this hash event.
D-ERECTIONS to the fun:
FROM I-95: Get off (hehe “get off”) at Hobe Sound/708(exit 96)and head (Head? Who said head?) East on 708 until you get to US-1. The plaza is located on the Northeast corner of Bridge Rd and US-1. There are several entrances into the plaza immediately after crossing US-1. Look for the hare and pack camped out in front of the Hobe Sound Shipping Center (I shipped my pants! Classic), just to the left of the Winn Dixie if you are staring at it.In other words, the West side, close to US1.
FROM US-1: Driveto Hobe Sound on US-1 and look for the big lit up sign that says “Winn Dixie” on the Northeast corner of Bridge Rd and US-1. Ifyou are Southbound, you would have to turn left on Bridge and then a left into the parking lot. If you are Northbound, there isan entrance into the plaza on US-1 or you could make a right onBridge and a left into the plaza. Look for the hare and pack camped out in front of the Hobe Sound Shipping Center (I shipped my pants! Classic), just to the left of the Winn Dixie if you are staring at it. In other words, the West side, close to US1.
The beer will be flowing like wine at this event, folks. A goodtime will be had by all. Naturally, TCH3 Hashers are encouragedto come but let’s not forget those Palm Beach Wankers. This hash is practically in their neighborhood. Extra credit to those from points even futher away than that. I hope to see you all. Foradditional information or day-ofD-erections, contact 2 Pump at716-201-9524.
On-On,
2 Pump
Suggested Items For This Hash:
Whistle
Flashlight
Shiggy Shoes
Shiggy Socks (just in case the hare leads you through some shiggy)
Hash Attire
Virgins
AJoke
Extra Liver
Hash Cash for this event will be $5.00 and will include pre-lube, trail, and circle. Believe me folks, your $5.00 will go far for this hash event.
D-ERECTIONS to the fun:
FROM I-95: Get off (hehe “get off”) at Hobe Sound/708(exit 96)and head (Head? Who said head?) East on 708 until you get to US-1. The plaza is located on the Northeast corner of Bridge Rd and US-1. There are several entrances into the plaza immediately after crossing US-1. Look for the hare and pack camped out in front of the Hobe Sound Shipping Center (I shipped my pants! Classic), just to the left of the Winn Dixie if you are staring at it.In other words, the West side, close to US1.
FROM US-1: Driveto Hobe Sound on US-1 and look for the big lit up sign that says “Winn Dixie” on the Northeast corner of Bridge Rd and US-1. Ifyou are Southbound, you would have to turn left on Bridge and then a left into the parking lot. If you are Northbound, there isan entrance into the plaza on US-1 or you could make a right onBridge and a left into the plaza. Look for the hare and pack camped out in front of the Hobe Sound Shipping Center (I shipped my pants! Classic), just to the left of the Winn Dixie if you are staring at it. In other words, the West side, close to US1.
The beer will be flowing like wine at this event, folks. A goodtime will be had by all. Naturally, TCH3 Hashers are encouragedto come but let’s not forget those Palm Beach Wankers. This hash is practically in their neighborhood. Extra credit to those from points even futher away than that. I hope to see you all. Foradditional information or day-ofD-erections, contact 2 Pump at716-201-9524.
On-On,
2 Pump