Post by Shack on Mar 21, 2015 19:20:10 GMT -5
TCH3 Nation- This is “2 Pump” here to announce another fantastically shitty trail on Saturday, March 28th. I invite all hashers, far and near, to meet me at IRSC Chastain Campus, at 2400 SE Salerno Road, in Stuart for this hash event. Pre-lube begins at 6:00sht with the hare away at 6:30sht. Locals, returners, visitors, virgins and those in the “Easter Spirit” are all welcome to attend.
Suggested Items For This Hash:
Whistle
Flashlight
Shiggy Shoes
Shiggy Socks
Hash Attire
Virgins
A Joke
Extra Liver
The most important item on this list will be the flashlight. You will need it because I will be hiding Easter Eggs along the trail. There is a good chance that these eggs might contain some “goodies”, so come prepared! Hash Cash for this event will be $5.00 and will include pre-lube, trail, and circle.
D-ERECTIONS to the fun:
FROM I-95: Get off (hehehehe get off) Exit 101 (old 61) and follow Route 76 (Kanner Highway) north/east. Make a right onto Salerno Road (3rd light). Follow Salerno Road for approximately 2 miles and the Chastain Campus is on the right (between the library and the hospital).
FROM TURNPIKE: Exit at Stuart Exit 133. Make a right onto Martin Highway (714) and take it East, over the new Palm City bridge, past Kanner Hwy to Willoughby Road. Turn right onto Willoughby Road and follow it South to Salerno Road. Turn left onto Salerno Road, and the campus will be on your right as you drive towards US1.
FROM US-1: Drive to Stuart on US-1 (south of the bridge) and head (who said head?) South to Salerno Road. Turn right and proceed West on Salerno Rd. The campus will be on your left just after the roundabout.
For more detailed d-erections the day-of, contact Shack at 772-260-7048 or 2 Pump at 716-201-9524.
Come on out and celebrate a shitty Easter with the TCH3!
On-On,
2 Pump