TCH3 #342 - Saturday, November 7th, 2105

[Whore Shack]

TCH3 Nation & Beyond - I have good news for all the wankers in the land that love the change of the seasons. The air is getting cooler, the leaves are turning colors, and the holidays are upon us. Well, we don't really experience much of that stuff in South FLA, but the TCH3 is declaring a new "season" that is especially for half minds, Naming Season!!! The next three TCH3 hashes, will all include naming trails, so cum out and support these NFHNs as they turn in their asshole status for fully named hashers. First up will be NFHN Mike, on Saturday November 7th. The trail will begin from the lovely little town of Jensen Beach in NE Martin County. The actual start location is still TBA, but will be announced soon. This will be a traditional hash, with pre-lube beginning at 6:00sht and hare(s) away at 6:30sht. Hash cash will be $5.00, and includes pre-lube trail and circle. Suggested items to bring would be: flashlights, shiggy shoes, shiggy socks, whistle, hash attire, returning hashers, visiting hashers and, of course, virgin hashers!!! In addition to this being a naming trail for NFHN Mike, it is also his Berfday, so be prepared to sing him a hashy berfday song or two.


D-erections to the fun - From I-95(S) take exit 101 (Kanner Hwy/SR 76) and head (Who said head? I'll take some of that!) NE towards Stuart and US1. Turn left onto US1 and follow it North, over the big bridge, and you will be in the area of Jensen Beach. The finite d-erections to the start location will be filled in later, so stay tuned.


From I-95(N) take exit 118 in Pt St Lucie and turn left off the ramp onto Gatlin Blvd. Follow Gatlin to Pt St Lucie Blvd. Turn left onto PSL Blvd and take it all the way to US1. Turn right onto US1 and you will be going towards Jensen Beach. Continue on US1 until you find the mall, and you are in the "JB". As above, the finite d-erections to the start location will be filled in later, so stay tuned.


Locals - if you can't find the "JB" on your own, we need to talk. But I digress. Use the d-erections from above that work for you, and stay tuned for the exactly start location.

Visitors - The Clarion Inn, our favorite local hash hotel, should have rooms and decent rates, and is not too far from the hash location. Let me know if hash crash or hash hotel are needed, and I will make the arrangements. Clarion Inn 772-287-6900.

No matter where you are cumming from, or where we end up starting from, it is going to be a great time. I look forward to see many hash friends, new and old to give this wanker a proper name.  

On On to Naming Season - Mark your calendars for Saturday, November 21st - NFHN Amber and December 12th - NFHN Elise (and maybe NFHN Quinn).

   
Support Wild Life, Go Hashing!

Your Humble GM ~ Whore Shack

[Whore Shack]

START LOCATION WILL BE THE JENSEN BEACH CAUSEWAY. D-erections to the fun - From I-95(S) take exit 101 (Kanner Hwy/SR 76) and head (Who said head? I'll take some of that!) NE towards Stuart and US1. Turn left onto US1 and follow it North, over the big bridge, and you will be in the area of Jensen Beach. The finite d-erections to the start location will be filled in later, so stay tuned.

Final D-erections - Follow US1 North to Jensen Beach Blvd (across from the Mall) and turn right. Follow JB Blvd East until you get to Downtown JB. Go 3/4 way around the round-a-bout, onto Pineapple Drive, and follow it to the next round-a-about, and go 1/2 around to get onto the causeway. Turn right into the parking area, before gong over the bridge, and follow the parking lot East and under the bridge. As you are heading back west on the other side, look for celebrating hashers and you are there. If you are in need of better d-erections, or just want to chat with Whore Shack, call 772-260-7048.


From I-95(N) take exit 118 in Pt St Lucie and turn left off the ramp onto Gatlin Blvd. Follow Gatlin to Pt St Lucie Blvd. Turn left onto PSL Blvd and take it all the way to US1. Turn right onto US1 and you will be going towards Jensen Beach. Continue on US1 until you find the mall, and you are in the "JB". As above, the finite d-erections to the start location will be filled in later, so stay tuned.

Follow JB Blvd East until you get to Downtown JB. Go 3/4 way around the round-a-bout, onto Pineapple Drive, and follow it to the next round-a-about, and go 1/2 around to get onto the causeway. Turn right into the parking area, before gong over the bridge, and follow the parking lot East and under the bridge. As you are heading back west on the other side, look for celebrating hashers and you are there. If you are in need of better d-erections, or just want to chat with Whore Shack, call 772-260-7048.

Locals - if you can't find the "JB" on your own, we need to talk. But I digress. Use the d-erections from above that work for you, and stay tuned for the exactly start location.

Visitors - The Clarion Inn, our favorite local hash hotel, should have rooms and decent rates, and is not too far from the hash location. Let me know if hash crash or hash hotel are needed, and I will make the arrangements. Clarion Inn 772-287-6900.

No matter where you are cumming from, or where we end up starting from, it is going to be a great time. I look forward to see many hash friends, new and old to give this wanker a proper name.

On On to Naming Season - Mark your calendars for Saturday, November 21st - NFHN Amber and December 12th - NFHN Elise (and maybe NFHN Quinn).


Support Wild Life, Go Hashing!

Your Humble GM ~ Whore Shack