Post by Whore Shack on Feb 6, 2016 22:52:18 GMT -5
TCH3 Nation and Beyond - Once again, another year has passed and we are moving into a heavy hash season. Red dresses near and far, beer miles, Calientes, etc, but in case you weren't suffering enough from FOMO or having a difficult enough time choosing what events are must do and what events are just cant, the TCH3 is throwing another unmissable event your way. February 12 and 13th the TCH3 will be hosting its 13th year Analversary. This event will be a two night campout (details below) and a biko psycho on Saturday. Camping will take place at Allapattah Flats and the Biko will start at Timer Powers Park in Indiantown (which has never been hashed before!), about 20 minutes away from the campsite. On top of all this Whore Shack is celebrating his herculean feat of having hared 169ish trails (the actual number is very close to this).
For those camping: The TCH3 is hosting, but we can't afford to provide like we did in the fall, that was the harvest season and these are the hungry months. That doesn't mean we wont have a fucking blast. Camping is only 10 dollars a head (who said head?) whether you stay one night or two its still just 10 dollars. Keep in mind, this is primitive camping (no running water, no power, no bathrooms, far from civilization,and whatever you bring you have to bring out (poops and trash included). There will be vehicle access directly to the site at all times, but parking is somewhat limited, so make sure to carpool and or confirm with Whore Shack (772-260-7048) or Rimbrandt (772-708-9287).
What we will provide for camping: Welcome beer, some shelter for food and privies, campfire/wood, charcoal, tables, cooking equipment, and plates and silverware (the dollar store's finest styrene).
What you should bring: Camp toilet (5 gallon bucket works well, but you have to take it with you when you leave, Whore Shack will not be playing the role of Mike Rowe again. You can always bring a shovel.), toilet paper, firewood would be an appreciated contribution, but not necessary (if you like to throw a bunch of wood in the fire then bring some extra fucking wood you goddamn pyros! There are almost no oak trees at the site, so bring wood or pallets), chairs, tent and ground cover (ground could be moist), cooler with ice, beer/booze (don't forget morning mimosas and bloody marys, water (for clean up and for drink), food (snacks, meat, vegetables, whatever you like to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you are an adult figure it out, but the closest grocery store is 15-20 minutes away and closes at 10pm). Garbage bag/s. Tent and rain fly, sleeping bag, pillow, towels, lamp/torch/fleshlight. Baby wipes, toofbrush and toofpaste, soap, and deodorant. Bugspray and bug torches if you got them. 420. Spare clothes, rain jacket, and shoes. And, any camping equipment that makes your life easier and keeps your griping to a minimum. We can't have generators, but if you have a power inverter that runs off a car battery that would be great.
Miscellaneous: Games (Frisbee, Cards Against Humanity, Jenga, Cornhole, playing cards etc.). Costume. Instruments. Bluetooth speakers.
Whatever you bring in, you have to bring out with you. We aren't responsible for your garbage.
Schedule of events:
Friday arrive around 6-whenever. Chill, eat, possible starlight trail (more than likely), bull shit, throw up, go to bed.
Saturday-Make yourself some breakfast. Circle up at 12pm (Be aware, the start location is at Timer Powers Park and is 20 minutes from the campsite), hares away at 1pm. Trail should be done about 4-430pm. Circle and food. Head back to the campground. Chill, drink more, possible starlight, pass the fuck out.
Biko: Timer Power's Park: 20652 SW Citrus Blvd, Indiantown. Pull into the park and head towards the bathrooms on your left, or just look for screaming two wheeled hashers. Circle up 12pm with a 1pm hares away. Hash cash is (10) dollars, includes refreshments of the hoppy, quenching, and orange variety, trail, and a meal of food at the end. You will need a bike (any kind should do), spare inner-tube(s), wrench to remove the wheel etc. Please make sure to have these, as we will be far from any places to replace a blown tube. This trail will be worth the drive to Indiantown.
Sunday- probably just a hung over clean up and GTFO
There is a very strong possibility of impromptu starlight trail on Friday or Saturday night, if you'd like to hare it or to run it, make sure to have some shiggy socks, spare shoes (its wet), and lamp.
If we have left over cash, we will provide more, but please be considerate that with this type of rego-less event its hard for us to gauge who's cummin' and how much has to be bought ahead of time, but I promise we would never screw you beautiful people.....at least not in the wallet
Friday February 12th and Saturday February 13th
'Erections:
To Campsite: From I-95, exit at Martin Hwy (exit 110/ SR 714) and head (you know you would take some) west 3 miles, and look for signs on the that say "Allapattah Flats Tent Campsite - Trail 6", the driveway is just past the second yellow Horseback sign. We will mark the entrance with some kind of extra signal and post a photo of the entrance on the event page. If you miss the entrance, or get to the intersection at CR 609, turn around, and it will be on the left, about 1 mile from CR 609.
From Stuart: Take C.R. 714 west for about 3 miles of I-95. The gated shellrock road entrance will be on your right.
Gate Code:1738
If parking is taken you can drop your stuff off at the site and then park on the other side of Martin Highway, just make sure someone follows you to drive you back, or use your bicycle.
If you have any questions or concerns, contact Shack at 772-260-7048 or Rimbrandt 772-708-9287. Also, lookout for updates for more exciting news and useful information.
Cum out and help the TCH3 celebrate another great year of hashing action. We look forward to see you all there.
On On ~ Rim & Shack
For those camping: The TCH3 is hosting, but we can't afford to provide like we did in the fall, that was the harvest season and these are the hungry months. That doesn't mean we wont have a fucking blast. Camping is only 10 dollars a head (who said head?) whether you stay one night or two its still just 10 dollars. Keep in mind, this is primitive camping (no running water, no power, no bathrooms, far from civilization,and whatever you bring you have to bring out (poops and trash included). There will be vehicle access directly to the site at all times, but parking is somewhat limited, so make sure to carpool and or confirm with Whore Shack (772-260-7048) or Rimbrandt (772-708-9287).
What we will provide for camping: Welcome beer, some shelter for food and privies, campfire/wood, charcoal, tables, cooking equipment, and plates and silverware (the dollar store's finest styrene).
What you should bring: Camp toilet (5 gallon bucket works well, but you have to take it with you when you leave, Whore Shack will not be playing the role of Mike Rowe again. You can always bring a shovel.), toilet paper, firewood would be an appreciated contribution, but not necessary (if you like to throw a bunch of wood in the fire then bring some extra fucking wood you goddamn pyros! There are almost no oak trees at the site, so bring wood or pallets), chairs, tent and ground cover (ground could be moist), cooler with ice, beer/booze (don't forget morning mimosas and bloody marys, water (for clean up and for drink), food (snacks, meat, vegetables, whatever you like to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you are an adult figure it out, but the closest grocery store is 15-20 minutes away and closes at 10pm). Garbage bag/s. Tent and rain fly, sleeping bag, pillow, towels, lamp/torch/fleshlight. Baby wipes, toofbrush and toofpaste, soap, and deodorant. Bugspray and bug torches if you got them. 420. Spare clothes, rain jacket, and shoes. And, any camping equipment that makes your life easier and keeps your griping to a minimum. We can't have generators, but if you have a power inverter that runs off a car battery that would be great.
Miscellaneous: Games (Frisbee, Cards Against Humanity, Jenga, Cornhole, playing cards etc.). Costume. Instruments. Bluetooth speakers.
Whatever you bring in, you have to bring out with you. We aren't responsible for your garbage.
Schedule of events:
Friday arrive around 6-whenever. Chill, eat, possible starlight trail (more than likely), bull shit, throw up, go to bed.
Saturday-Make yourself some breakfast. Circle up at 12pm (Be aware, the start location is at Timer Powers Park and is 20 minutes from the campsite), hares away at 1pm. Trail should be done about 4-430pm. Circle and food. Head back to the campground. Chill, drink more, possible starlight, pass the fuck out.
Biko: Timer Power's Park: 20652 SW Citrus Blvd, Indiantown. Pull into the park and head towards the bathrooms on your left, or just look for screaming two wheeled hashers. Circle up 12pm with a 1pm hares away. Hash cash is (10) dollars, includes refreshments of the hoppy, quenching, and orange variety, trail, and a meal of food at the end. You will need a bike (any kind should do), spare inner-tube(s), wrench to remove the wheel etc. Please make sure to have these, as we will be far from any places to replace a blown tube. This trail will be worth the drive to Indiantown.
Sunday- probably just a hung over clean up and GTFO
There is a very strong possibility of impromptu starlight trail on Friday or Saturday night, if you'd like to hare it or to run it, make sure to have some shiggy socks, spare shoes (its wet), and lamp.
If we have left over cash, we will provide more, but please be considerate that with this type of rego-less event its hard for us to gauge who's cummin' and how much has to be bought ahead of time, but I promise we would never screw you beautiful people.....at least not in the wallet
Friday February 12th and Saturday February 13th
'Erections:
To Campsite: From I-95, exit at Martin Hwy (exit 110/ SR 714) and head (you know you would take some) west 3 miles, and look for signs on the that say "Allapattah Flats Tent Campsite - Trail 6", the driveway is just past the second yellow Horseback sign. We will mark the entrance with some kind of extra signal and post a photo of the entrance on the event page. If you miss the entrance, or get to the intersection at CR 609, turn around, and it will be on the left, about 1 mile from CR 609.
From Stuart: Take C.R. 714 west for about 3 miles of I-95. The gated shellrock road entrance will be on your right.
Gate Code:1738
If parking is taken you can drop your stuff off at the site and then park on the other side of Martin Highway, just make sure someone follows you to drive you back, or use your bicycle.
If you have any questions or concerns, contact Shack at 772-260-7048 or Rimbrandt 772-708-9287. Also, lookout for updates for more exciting news and useful information.
Cum out and help the TCH3 celebrate another great year of hashing action. We look forward to see you all there.
On On ~ Rim & Shack