Post by Whore Shack on May 30, 2016 20:40:39 GMT -5
It's back! If you enjoyed last year's MMH, this one is going to be about 8% better!
A murder has occured and we need your help in finding the killer before another victim is claimed. Collect clues that are hidden along trail and interview suspects at each booze check.Prizes will be awarded to those who correctly identify the killer.
This is a rego event. If you want to cum to this event go to this link:
hashrego.com/events/tch3-murder-mystery-hash
Add your name and you will be placed on the list. However, you will not be on the official guest list until you have made a $5.00 deposit. The preffered method of payment is through VENMO (it's just like paypal but free!). Log in/on to Venmo and make a depo...sit to Andy-Hart-3. Once the deposit has been received, your name will be added to the official list. Whore Shack and Rimbrandt will also collect cash the manual way if interested. However, you must rego first!
Hash cash for this event is $5.00! That's right just $5.00 to drink booze, solve mysteries, and win prizes. But wait! There's more! Whore Shack used his delightful charm and gurthy expertice to score some discounted rooms at the Clarion. $57.00 for a room for the night. If 4 hashers share a room, that's less than $20.00 a hasher for a night of booze, mystery and safe lodgings! Call the Clarion at 772-287-6900 and use the promo code "Murder Mystery" to reserve your room.
There will also be a vessel contest. If you think you have the coolest vessel in the world, bring it. If you think you have the shittiest vessel in the world, bring it. You might win a prize!
The following items are highly recommended for this hash event:
Flashlight, whistle, shiggy socks and shoes, vessel, camera, notebook, pen, a brain, and virgins.
D' erections to the fun:
From 95: take exit 101 and head (who said head?!) East on SR 76 for about 6 miles until you reach US1. Make a right on US1 and the Clarion will be on your right about 1/2 mile down the road.
From Turnpike: exit at the Stuart/Palm City exit and follow Martins Downs Blvd until it becomes Monterey Road, and keep going until you get to US1. Turn left onto US1 and the Clarion will be on approximately
1 mile up on the left.
From US1: Clarion is located at 1200 Fed Hwy in Stuart, about a mile south of Roosevelt Bridge.
If all else fails, use your gps or drive around Stuart screaming my name until you find me.
I am very happy to be doing this again and hope to see all you wankers there!
Feel free to contact me for any questions. And remember to rego!
On-On,
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