Post by Whore Shack on Jun 17, 2016 22:46:27 GMT -5
FU Nation and Beyond, the next TCH3 hash will take place on Saturday, June 25th and will be hared by Sanford & Cums and NFHN Blake (aka Dick Hole and the pink wine peddling, pot growing Bro... Bro... Hey Bro... Buddy Hole). The start location will be the south parking area at the Suart Beach, on the south end of Hutchinson Island in Stuart. The Pre-lubing will begin at 6:00sht, but an early start is always acceptable hash behavior. Hares will be away at 6:30sht, and request a mere $5.00 hash cash for pre-lube, a 2 beer stop trail and circle, and an S&C tradition, drunken gummy bears!!!
In the words of the hare himself, "A-B trail, with a shuttle back to the cars for anyone who wants it. 2 beer stops, and of course there will be Gummy Bear somewhere. The usual hash gear: whistle,shiggy shoes, fleshlight (JiC), hash attire, bathing suit (not birthday suit), and a towel. The goal is to arrive at B for circle at sunset." As always, all cummers are welcome, locals, visitors, returners and virgins.
D-erections to the fun - From I-95, take exit 101 (Kanner Hwy / SR 76) and follow it NE towards Stuart proper. Turn right onto Monterey Road (just after the high school), and continue on Monterey, past US1, past Dixie Hwy, past the YMCA until it deadends into Ocean Blvd. Turn right onto Ocean Blvd. and travel east towards the beach. You will cross over two (2) bridges to get onto Hutchinson Island, and the entrance to Stuart Beach will be on the right, just as Ocean curves to the left, to travel north towards Canada. Turn into the entrance, and drive to the south end of the main parking lot and you shall find sun-kissed hashers enjoying mas cervezas.
Locals - there are many ways, but the one you know the best will work best for you. From Stuart or South, I suggest you use the Ocean Blvd route descibed above. From PSL or North, I suggest crossing onto the island via the Jensen Causeway and travel the 3 miles south to Stuart Beach. It will be a left turn, just before the road curves to the right.
An alternate landmark/waypoint you could use for your GPS device is the Elliot Museum - The museum is right at the entrance to Stuart Beach, and they have the same physical address listing.
If all else fails, call Shack @ 772-260-7048 for verbal abuse and crappy directions.
As always, this will be a damn good time, so make plans to have your sweet ass there.
On On ~ Shack
In the words of the hare himself, "A-B trail, with a shuttle back to the cars for anyone who wants it. 2 beer stops, and of course there will be Gummy Bear somewhere. The usual hash gear: whistle,shiggy shoes, fleshlight (JiC), hash attire, bathing suit (not birthday suit), and a towel. The goal is to arrive at B for circle at sunset." As always, all cummers are welcome, locals, visitors, returners and virgins.
D-erections to the fun - From I-95, take exit 101 (Kanner Hwy / SR 76) and follow it NE towards Stuart proper. Turn right onto Monterey Road (just after the high school), and continue on Monterey, past US1, past Dixie Hwy, past the YMCA until it deadends into Ocean Blvd. Turn right onto Ocean Blvd. and travel east towards the beach. You will cross over two (2) bridges to get onto Hutchinson Island, and the entrance to Stuart Beach will be on the right, just as Ocean curves to the left, to travel north towards Canada. Turn into the entrance, and drive to the south end of the main parking lot and you shall find sun-kissed hashers enjoying mas cervezas.
Locals - there are many ways, but the one you know the best will work best for you. From Stuart or South, I suggest you use the Ocean Blvd route descibed above. From PSL or North, I suggest crossing onto the island via the Jensen Causeway and travel the 3 miles south to Stuart Beach. It will be a left turn, just before the road curves to the right.
An alternate landmark/waypoint you could use for your GPS device is the Elliot Museum - The museum is right at the entrance to Stuart Beach, and they have the same physical address listing.
If all else fails, call Shack @ 772-260-7048 for verbal abuse and crappy directions.
As always, this will be a damn good time, so make plans to have your sweet ass there.
On On ~ Shack