Post by Whore Shack on Aug 28, 2017 22:08:26 GMT -5
TCH3 Nation and Beyond, do we have a treat for you. Fresh off another amazing RDR, we follow it up by being trail #1 of a 10 trail event that is will forever be known as Tour De Black Cocks 2017. One of our favorite hashers from the South has chosen the TCH3 to be the jumping off point for his self titled, self induced 10 day hashing, Berfday tour. I don't know what he has planned for trails 2 - 10, but this is what I know about trail #1:
Firstly - 2 Finger Discunt will be a special TCH3 Berfday co-hare for this trail. So that doesn't suck.
Start location will be Halpatiokee Park (8303 SW Lost River Road) just off of I-95 and Kanner Hwy in Stuart
Start time will be 6:00sht for Pre-lube, 7:00sht for hares away
What to Bring - whistles flash lights, shiggy shoes & socks, hash attire, berfday wishes &/or gifts for the hares
Who should cum - all wankers near and far, virgins, virgins and more virgins!!!
How much is that hash gonna be yo? - $5.00 or a TCH3 Doubloon - covers pre-lube, trail circle and orange food a plenty
D-erections to the fun: From I-95, Exit at Kanner Hwy (exit 101/ SR 76) and travel NE toward Stuart. Don't get too crazy as Lost River road is the first traffic signal just east of I-95. Turn right onto Lost River and follow it as it heads (I'll take some of that...) south towards the entrance of Halpatiokee Park. Keep riding past the entry signs, and turn left into the Park & Ride lot located just behind the hockey rink. Looks for exuberantly celebrating hashers and you have arrived.
Locals - this is one of our favorite spots, but if you don't know it yet, use the addy and GPS, or the 4-1-1 above, or phone a friend named Shack 772-260-7048 for d-erections the day of.
No matter how you get there, be there to help kick off the "Tour" in style and to celebrate one more trip around the sun fro BCM and 2FDC.
On n ~ Shack
Firstly - 2 Finger Discunt will be a special TCH3 Berfday co-hare for this trail. So that doesn't suck.
Start location will be Halpatiokee Park (8303 SW Lost River Road) just off of I-95 and Kanner Hwy in Stuart
Start time will be 6:00sht for Pre-lube, 7:00sht for hares away
What to Bring - whistles flash lights, shiggy shoes & socks, hash attire, berfday wishes &/or gifts for the hares
Who should cum - all wankers near and far, virgins, virgins and more virgins!!!
How much is that hash gonna be yo? - $5.00 or a TCH3 Doubloon - covers pre-lube, trail circle and orange food a plenty
D-erections to the fun: From I-95, Exit at Kanner Hwy (exit 101/ SR 76) and travel NE toward Stuart. Don't get too crazy as Lost River road is the first traffic signal just east of I-95. Turn right onto Lost River and follow it as it heads (I'll take some of that...) south towards the entrance of Halpatiokee Park. Keep riding past the entry signs, and turn left into the Park & Ride lot located just behind the hockey rink. Looks for exuberantly celebrating hashers and you have arrived.
Locals - this is one of our favorite spots, but if you don't know it yet, use the addy and GPS, or the 4-1-1 above, or phone a friend named Shack 772-260-7048 for d-erections the day of.
No matter how you get there, be there to help kick off the "Tour" in style and to celebrate one more trip around the sun fro BCM and 2FDC.
On n ~ Shack