Post by Whore Shack on Jan 28, 2018 17:40:51 GMT -5
Ahoy Wanks!
I first want to congratulate all the hashers who were part of this most recent baby boom and I hope your new family remains happy and healthy.
On that note, I want to announce a family friendly hash event present by TCH3 so that you may spend quality time with your youngins' so that they may blossom into horrible drunken wankers like yourselves.
Just kidding!
This event will be held on Saturday, February 3rd at Zues Park in Hobe Sound and will entail the following events:
An introduction/Prelude: It is proper to introduce ourselves to the children and virgin parents at this event so that nobody is talking to or dealing with strangers.
A warm up: Honoring one of the original hash guidelines, we will be promoting physical fitness and will be teaching it to children.
Trail: The focus here is a kid/stroller friendly trail and will be very easy ESPECIALLY to the experienced hasher. Details will follow as to whether or not there will be an optional traditional trail. Along trail there will be beer/juice checks.
Cool Down/Circle: THIS IS A MUST READ!! We must only use some select hash songs due to the gross nature of most of them. Songs like "Dead Whore" and "My Name is Jack" are not meant for youngins. Instead we can use songs like "Father Abraham" or "Sponge Bob Square Pants" to name a few.
I know that nobody wants to hear this but there are some rules that we must abide by out of respect for the children and visitors:
NO HASH NAME NECKLACES (Some of you have disgusting hash names. Shame on you! lol some children know how to read.)
NO LANGUAGE, SONGS, OR ACTIONS THAT ARE VULGAR AND/OR SEXUAL IN NATURE.
NO NUDITY.
NO HASH ATTIRE THAT IS VULGAR OR SEXUAL IN NATURE.
Now on to what you SHOULD bring:
Virgins
Children
Kid Friendly Songs (bring many)
Whistle
Headlamp
Hash Cash
A friendly attitude
Cost of this Hash Event is $5.00 for adults (Children and babies are free) and will get you beer for prelude, trail and circle as well as juice/water for the kiddos at prelude, trail and circle. Orange food and other healthier snacks will also be provided.
Directions to the Fun!
From US1: Take US1 into Hobe Sound and head east on Bridge rd. Make a right on to Dixie Hwy A1A and a right onto Olympus st. Olympus ends at Zues Park.
From 95: take exit 96 (Hobe Sound) and head east on Bridge rd until you reach Dixie Hwy. From there follow above directions.
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY HASH EVENT AND WE ARE CATERING MORE TOWARDS CHILDREN THAN WE ARE THE TYPICAL ADULT CROWD. TCH3 WILL BE BACK TO DOING WHAT IT DOES BEST BY THE NEXT HASH EVENT. THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COURTESY DURING THIS EVENT.
I first want to congratulate all the hashers who were part of this most recent baby boom and I hope your new family remains happy and healthy.
On that note, I want to announce a family friendly hash event present by TCH3 so that you may spend quality time with your youngins' so that they may blossom into horrible drunken wankers like yourselves.
Just kidding!
This event will be held on Saturday, February 3rd at Zues Park in Hobe Sound and will entail the following events:
An introduction/Prelude: It is proper to introduce ourselves to the children and virgin parents at this event so that nobody is talking to or dealing with strangers.
A warm up: Honoring one of the original hash guidelines, we will be promoting physical fitness and will be teaching it to children.
Trail: The focus here is a kid/stroller friendly trail and will be very easy ESPECIALLY to the experienced hasher. Details will follow as to whether or not there will be an optional traditional trail. Along trail there will be beer/juice checks.
Cool Down/Circle: THIS IS A MUST READ!! We must only use some select hash songs due to the gross nature of most of them. Songs like "Dead Whore" and "My Name is Jack" are not meant for youngins. Instead we can use songs like "Father Abraham" or "Sponge Bob Square Pants" to name a few.
I know that nobody wants to hear this but there are some rules that we must abide by out of respect for the children and visitors:
NO HASH NAME NECKLACES (Some of you have disgusting hash names. Shame on you! lol some children know how to read.)
NO LANGUAGE, SONGS, OR ACTIONS THAT ARE VULGAR AND/OR SEXUAL IN NATURE.
NO NUDITY.
NO HASH ATTIRE THAT IS VULGAR OR SEXUAL IN NATURE.
Now on to what you SHOULD bring:
Virgins
Children
Kid Friendly Songs (bring many)
Whistle
Headlamp
Hash Cash
A friendly attitude
Cost of this Hash Event is $5.00 for adults (Children and babies are free) and will get you beer for prelude, trail and circle as well as juice/water for the kiddos at prelude, trail and circle. Orange food and other healthier snacks will also be provided.
Directions to the Fun!
From US1: Take US1 into Hobe Sound and head east on Bridge rd. Make a right on to Dixie Hwy A1A and a right onto Olympus st. Olympus ends at Zues Park.
From 95: take exit 96 (Hobe Sound) and head east on Bridge rd until you reach Dixie Hwy. From there follow above directions.
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY HASH EVENT AND WE ARE CATERING MORE TOWARDS CHILDREN THAN WE ARE THE TYPICAL ADULT CROWD. TCH3 WILL BE BACK TO DOING WHAT IT DOES BEST BY THE NEXT HASH EVENT. THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COURTESY DURING THIS EVENT.