Post by Whore Shack on Jun 5, 2018 23:59:01 GMT -5
Ahoy Wanks!!!
Private Eye 2 Pump hear to announce the details concerning TCH3’s 4th Anal Murder Mystery Hash. The City of Stuart never ceases to be subjected to the heinous displeasure of crime but this case is like nothing we have ever seen. Donnie Dooshalotti, leader of the Dooshalotti Crime Family has been found murdered in his home. Was he whacked? Was he offed? Was he WHACKED OFF??! The suspects are all members of the crime family and I need the help of professionals like YOU to help me solve this case.
The festivities will happen on Saturday June 9th at approximately 2:00pm, with hares away at 3:00pm. Clues will be hidden along trail and you may interview the suspects at each booze check (there will be many). Prizes will be awarded to those who correctly identify the killer. There will be beer, wine, mystery, excitement, and chaos. How much is hash cash for this event? $5.00! Start Location: Stuart Bowl - 1638 SE Federal Hwy in Stuart - back parking lot.
Included is what you expect - pre-lube, trail (with multiple stops), circle, orange food. What is also included is a spaghetti dinner on trail to keep your bellies full and your minds somewhat less hazy.
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!
Florida Happy Hour Hash House Harriers will also be delighting us all in a fantasticle trail held on Friday, June 8th (the night before MMH). Whore Shack and Gangbang Condom Style will be the hares for this event and promise not to disappoint.
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!
The oh so loveable Whore Shack once again swooned the management at the Stuart Clarion and they have allowed us a block of rooms at a rate of $69.00 a room per night. Split the cost with some fellow hashers, and you could have one HELL of a weekend for dirt cheap.
Stuart Clarion Inn is located at 1200 SE Federal Hwy, Stuart, FL 34994. To reserve your room at the discounted rate, call 772-287-6900 and use code word “MURDER MYSTERY”.
Feel free to message me for any questions or concerns.
On On!,
2 PUMP
Private Eye 2 Pump hear to announce the details concerning TCH3’s 4th Anal Murder Mystery Hash. The City of Stuart never ceases to be subjected to the heinous displeasure of crime but this case is like nothing we have ever seen. Donnie Dooshalotti, leader of the Dooshalotti Crime Family has been found murdered in his home. Was he whacked? Was he offed? Was he WHACKED OFF??! The suspects are all members of the crime family and I need the help of professionals like YOU to help me solve this case.
The festivities will happen on Saturday June 9th at approximately 2:00pm, with hares away at 3:00pm. Clues will be hidden along trail and you may interview the suspects at each booze check (there will be many). Prizes will be awarded to those who correctly identify the killer. There will be beer, wine, mystery, excitement, and chaos. How much is hash cash for this event? $5.00! Start Location: Stuart Bowl - 1638 SE Federal Hwy in Stuart - back parking lot.
Included is what you expect - pre-lube, trail (with multiple stops), circle, orange food. What is also included is a spaghetti dinner on trail to keep your bellies full and your minds somewhat less hazy.
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!
Florida Happy Hour Hash House Harriers will also be delighting us all in a fantasticle trail held on Friday, June 8th (the night before MMH). Whore Shack and Gangbang Condom Style will be the hares for this event and promise not to disappoint.
BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!
The oh so loveable Whore Shack once again swooned the management at the Stuart Clarion and they have allowed us a block of rooms at a rate of $69.00 a room per night. Split the cost with some fellow hashers, and you could have one HELL of a weekend for dirt cheap.
Stuart Clarion Inn is located at 1200 SE Federal Hwy, Stuart, FL 34994. To reserve your room at the discounted rate, call 772-287-6900 and use code word “MURDER MYSTERY”.
Feel free to message me for any questions or concerns.
On On!,
2 PUMP