Post by WhoreShack on Apr 11, 2008 18:36:29 GMT -5
Greetings gentle readers - I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that this message is some sort of hoax or gag or joke. Surely it can't be the actual posting. But, alas, it is the actual posting, so you wankers better pay attention! TCH3 #259 will begin from the Pineapple Village Plaza located just West of downtown Jensen on Jensen Beach Blvd, next to the New England Fish Market. You hare will be yours truly - Whore Shack, taking you on a 7 Mile Bridge warm up scamper through suburban Jensen Beach. Traditional 6:30sht pre-lube and 7:00sht hare away and $5.00 hash cash if you please. Other items of interest should include shiggy shoes, whistles, torches, bug juice and hash attire. Encouraged extras to include VIRGINS, visitors and returners as well as anything else you think you might need. There is a vague theme to this event as in a Hemmingway Look-a-like contest will be taking place during Jammin Jensen, so any attire that is Hemmingway-esque or Keys-ie or Caribbean -ish will do for hash attire. Actually being prepared to enter the look-a-like contest will net you a free hash.
D-erections to the wanderland - Locals the plaza is located between Downtown Jensen and Savannah Road on the north side, across from the Baptist Church.
Visitors from the South - I-95 to exit 101/Kanner, NE to US1, left and North on US1 over the bridge and on on to Jensen Beach Blvd. Right turn Clyde and travel East towards the Bahamas. Savannah Rd is the intersection with the Winn Dixie Plaza, cum through the intersection and look for the Wendy's on the left. The plaza is just past that on the left.
Visitors form the North - Exit at St Lucie West Blvd and travel East to US1. Right on to US1 and follow it South to Jensen Beach Blvd (intersection past the Toys R Us) Turn left onto JB Blvd and (as it says above) travel East towards the Bahamas. Savannah Rd is the intersection with the Winn Dixie Plaza, cum through the intersection and look for the Wendy's on the left. The plaza is just past that on the left.
Any seriously lost souls should find a priest. Any lost hahsers can call Whore Shack @ 772-260-7048.
On On til the break of dawn
D-erections to the wanderland - Locals the plaza is located between Downtown Jensen and Savannah Road on the north side, across from the Baptist Church.
Visitors from the South - I-95 to exit 101/Kanner, NE to US1, left and North on US1 over the bridge and on on to Jensen Beach Blvd. Right turn Clyde and travel East towards the Bahamas. Savannah Rd is the intersection with the Winn Dixie Plaza, cum through the intersection and look for the Wendy's on the left. The plaza is just past that on the left.
Visitors form the North - Exit at St Lucie West Blvd and travel East to US1. Right on to US1 and follow it South to Jensen Beach Blvd (intersection past the Toys R Us) Turn left onto JB Blvd and (as it says above) travel East towards the Bahamas. Savannah Rd is the intersection with the Winn Dixie Plaza, cum through the intersection and look for the Wendy's on the left. The plaza is just past that on the left.
Any seriously lost souls should find a priest. Any lost hahsers can call Whore Shack @ 772-260-7048.
On On til the break of dawn