Post by Whore Shack on Sept 29, 2019 22:42:32 GMT -5
JAMBO you wankers it’s time to get in and go Hashing. It’s going be a la Mean Girls style, so bring your best mean girls inspired hashing attire or wear pink!
You’re Hares will be NFHN Moises and Sanford
Yes there will be beer, yes there will be some shot checks with some mean girls inspired marks that will be explained at chalk talk in this basic hash and some extra goodies that it will sure to be FETCH! Just beware of the PLASTICS.
Location: Publix Super Market at Downtown Stuart Shopping Center - 746 S Federal Hwy, Stuart, FL 34994
Pre-Lube: 6ish Hare Away: 7ish
Hash Cash: $5.00 or TCH3 Doubloon
What to Bring: flash lights, whistles, shiggy shoes & socks or theme attire, your primal animal instincts and mean girl swagger.
Who should come: All hashers, Duh! Or like their loser friends, or even like some virgins so we can sacrifice them.
Start location D-erections: This is like the hottest start location ever, so you should already know how to get there. But, if you don't, as if, just use your GPS. Or, if you insist on, like, reading, this is on the corner of US1 and Kanner Hwy near downtown Stuart. The coolest hares ever will be in the parking lot on the side of the Publix, by the crab
If you are coming in from I-95, exit at Kanner Hwy (exit 101) and go NE toward Stuart. Turn left onto US1 and then left into the plaza, looking for the hashers in the side lot like it says above.
As a truly last resort, call Shack @ 772-260-7048.
No matter how you get there, be there, it is gonna be So FETCH!!