Post by Whore Shack on Oct 6, 2019 20:41:56 GMT -5
TCH3 Nation & Beyond, the time has come to add another amongst our hallowed and scared ranks. NFHN Josh has proven that he is as half-minded as the rest of us wankers, so we are gonna give him what he thinks he wants, a hash name. Now, I know that some of you are disappointed that you will no longer get the opportunity to refer to him as Private Pyle or Farva, but rest assured, you still can. However, you will also have a proper hash name to call him out and accuse him with too. Keep reading for the details for the dumbassery
Who - NFHN Josh & 2Pump
What - NFHN Josh's naming trail
When - start time - pre-lube 6:00sht, hares away 7:00sht
Where - start location - Marketplace Plaza - 8867 SE Bridge Road, Hobe Sound
Why - so we can give this wanker a shitty name
Bring - whistle, flash lights, hash attire, shiggy shoes & socks, bathing suit, change of clothes, great attitude, a thirst for beer, shots, knowledge about Josh and the desire to disregard said knowledge and give him a hash name.
All hashers, and friends or hashers, are invited to join us for this damn good time.
D-erections - Marketplace Plaza is on the NE corner of Bridge Road & US1 in Hobe Sound
From I-95 - exit at Bridge Road (exit 96) and follow Bridge Road East toward the Atlantic Ocean. At the US1 intersection, go through and turn left into the plaza. Drive around to the back of the plaza and look for excited hashers, engaging in shenanigans while enjoying jelly donuts and liters o "cola" in preparation of being born again hard.
Locals - you should know this spot, but if not, use the address and your GPS, or drive to Hobe Sound on US1 and look for the Winn Dixie Plaza.
Any questions, complaints or need for d-erections can be directed at Shack @ 772-260-7048
On On to newly named hashers
Who - NFHN Josh & 2Pump
What - NFHN Josh's naming trail
When - start time - pre-lube 6:00sht, hares away 7:00sht
Where - start location - Marketplace Plaza - 8867 SE Bridge Road, Hobe Sound
Why - so we can give this wanker a shitty name
Bring - whistle, flash lights, hash attire, shiggy shoes & socks, bathing suit, change of clothes, great attitude, a thirst for beer, shots, knowledge about Josh and the desire to disregard said knowledge and give him a hash name.
All hashers, and friends or hashers, are invited to join us for this damn good time.
D-erections - Marketplace Plaza is on the NE corner of Bridge Road & US1 in Hobe Sound
From I-95 - exit at Bridge Road (exit 96) and follow Bridge Road East toward the Atlantic Ocean. At the US1 intersection, go through and turn left into the plaza. Drive around to the back of the plaza and look for excited hashers, engaging in shenanigans while enjoying jelly donuts and liters o "cola" in preparation of being born again hard.
Locals - you should know this spot, but if not, use the address and your GPS, or drive to Hobe Sound on US1 and look for the Winn Dixie Plaza.
Any questions, complaints or need for d-erections can be directed at Shack @ 772-260-7048
On On to newly named hashers