Post by Flaming Shit Pyle on Jun 12, 2007 16:23:00 GMT -5
Attention Attention! The people have SPOKEN by not SPEAKING at ALL! By Popular demand, the HARE for this thursday will be (back from a temporary 3 week trail Hiatus) WHORESHACK. Trail Information BELOW:
This week's WHORESHACK run will commence from the Winn-Dixie Parking lot on the corner of Jensen Beahc BLVD and Savannah Road. Before the run be sure to RUN into the WINN DICKME and LOAD UP on Fried OCRA and CHEK ORANGE COLA. YUMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Nothing says TYPE II Diabetes like Winn Dixie!
Be SURE to bring Whistles, Shiggy Shoes, Hash Attire, torches, VIRGINS, back sliders, visiters and plenty of ANAL LUBRICANT (We are talking about a WHORESHACK TRAIL...) ALSO- there will be Possible PINK PANTIES on Trail to celebrate this HISTORIC 225 run. 5$ Hash Cash is politely asked for (Of which .000001 goes to Homosexual Homeless Katrina Victims foundation: A foundation helping reform former gay Louisiana street walkers into Kindergarten Teachers in Martin County).
D'erections BLOW, err... BELOW:
From US-1: Take US-1 into the Jensen Beach area. Turn onto Jensen Beach BLVD (WHich will be directly across the street from the Treasure Coast Mall) and follow JB BLVD for approx 2-3 miles until you hit the intersection of Savannas Rd. and Jensen Beach BLVD. There you will see the WINN DIXIE and hopefully a large healthy pack of Hashers milling about aimlessly in the parking lot, eating 75 cent packs of Dixie Brand Cinniman Swirlie Bunz.
From i-95: Exit at 101/Kanner Highway, procede NE to US-1, Left on US-1 going North, Right at Right BLVD (At the northern foot of the Roosevelt Bridge), Make a left at next signal heading north (HEAD who said HEAD?) Continue to the 3rd Signal which will be Jensen Beach BLVD, and the Win DICKME will be in the NORTHWEST corner of the plaza.
For QUESTIONS, or for a NO-QUESTIONS-ASKED MAN-ON-MAN HANDJOB, call WHORESHACK ANYTIME AT 772-260-7048.
ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love and HUGS,
R. Ron Cornelius ShitPyle, JR. Esq. PhD.
AKA "Pyle"
AKA Mantonio
AKA "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SPIRAL CUT HAM FATASS"
AKA "I'll Pay to for the damage to your Nativity Set, and I'll pay for your dogs rectal surgery"
AKA "I ain't seen pussy in so long I'd THROW STONES AT IT"
AKA "AKA"
AKA "The Heugenot"
AKA "Goodnight Nancy"
AKA "Night John"
AKA "Latisha Quincy Jones, Barister"
AKA "Holy shit why is he still writing this?!?"
This week's WHORESHACK run will commence from the Winn-Dixie Parking lot on the corner of Jensen Beahc BLVD and Savannah Road. Before the run be sure to RUN into the WINN DICKME and LOAD UP on Fried OCRA and CHEK ORANGE COLA. YUMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Nothing says TYPE II Diabetes like Winn Dixie!
Be SURE to bring Whistles, Shiggy Shoes, Hash Attire, torches, VIRGINS, back sliders, visiters and plenty of ANAL LUBRICANT (We are talking about a WHORESHACK TRAIL...) ALSO- there will be Possible PINK PANTIES on Trail to celebrate this HISTORIC 225 run. 5$ Hash Cash is politely asked for (Of which .000001 goes to Homosexual Homeless Katrina Victims foundation: A foundation helping reform former gay Louisiana street walkers into Kindergarten Teachers in Martin County).
D'erections BLOW, err... BELOW:
From US-1: Take US-1 into the Jensen Beach area. Turn onto Jensen Beach BLVD (WHich will be directly across the street from the Treasure Coast Mall) and follow JB BLVD for approx 2-3 miles until you hit the intersection of Savannas Rd. and Jensen Beach BLVD. There you will see the WINN DIXIE and hopefully a large healthy pack of Hashers milling about aimlessly in the parking lot, eating 75 cent packs of Dixie Brand Cinniman Swirlie Bunz.
From i-95: Exit at 101/Kanner Highway, procede NE to US-1, Left on US-1 going North, Right at Right BLVD (At the northern foot of the Roosevelt Bridge), Make a left at next signal heading north (HEAD who said HEAD?) Continue to the 3rd Signal which will be Jensen Beach BLVD, and the Win DICKME will be in the NORTHWEST corner of the plaza.
For QUESTIONS, or for a NO-QUESTIONS-ASKED MAN-ON-MAN HANDJOB, call WHORESHACK ANYTIME AT 772-260-7048.
ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love and HUGS,
R. Ron Cornelius ShitPyle, JR. Esq. PhD.
AKA "Pyle"
AKA Mantonio
AKA "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SPIRAL CUT HAM FATASS"
AKA "I'll Pay to for the damage to your Nativity Set, and I'll pay for your dogs rectal surgery"
AKA "I ain't seen pussy in so long I'd THROW STONES AT IT"
AKA "AKA"
AKA "The Heugenot"
AKA "Goodnight Nancy"
AKA "Night John"
AKA "Latisha Quincy Jones, Barister"
AKA "Holy shit why is he still writing this?!?"