Post by WhoreShack on Apr 3, 2007 10:59:52 GMT -5
Hello to all you wankers out there in TCH3 land. I've got some exxxciting news about this week's trail. It bares a striking resemblance to last week's trail. Amazing. So, if you missed it last week, you can dry those sad tears and start balling happy ones as Pyle & Banger are haring their maiden TCH3 trail as only they can. Read on for the who, what, when, where and how much. And remember, support wildlife, go hashing today!
What's better than oral sex and lolipops? A trail set by FLAMING SHIT PYLE and BANGER!! That's right, recent TCH3 additions Pyle and Banger will put their money where their mouths are and set a trail that will be sure to impress even the most skeptical of hashers!
Shiggy shoes are recommended, as well as torches. Festivities will start at the back of the TREASURE COAST SQUARE MALL parking lot- by the medical center where the 4th ANAL-versary started. Prelube will start at 6:30SHT and Hares will be off like prom dresses at 7PM.
If your looking for that extra little incentive to CUM out and run, just think - a trail set by hares you've never experienced before!!!
What mystery, what exxxcitement! My god, I've got a semi.... PLUS- there will be LIQUOR at the prelube and circle for extra fun debauchery!
D'ERECTIONS: Locals - If you don't know where the mall is, look down and punch yourself in your googoo-berries or your map-o-tazzy. But seriously:
From I-95 (N)
Take I-95 to Gatlin BLVD. Take Gatlin east to Port St. Lucie Blvd. and turn right. Take PSL Blvd. East to US-1. Take US-1 South until you see the Treasure Coast Square Mall on your right. The far right lane turns directly into the mall. The box is in the back back by the medical center.
From I-95(S)
Exit at 101/Kanner and head(damn right I'll take some of that) NE to US1, then turn left and drive North up US1, over the Roosevelt Bridge and into Jensen Beach. The Treasure Coast Square Mall will be on your left as you approach Jensen Beach Blvd. Turn left at JB Blvd into the main entrance and stay in the right lane, and turn right onto the drive that circles the mall. Look for the fist parking lot on your right by the Martin Mermorial Health Center Building.
For any questions or directions call PYLE at 772-233-9427.
ON ON!
FLAMING SHIT PYLE
What's better than oral sex and lolipops? A trail set by FLAMING SHIT PYLE and BANGER!! That's right, recent TCH3 additions Pyle and Banger will put their money where their mouths are and set a trail that will be sure to impress even the most skeptical of hashers!
Shiggy shoes are recommended, as well as torches. Festivities will start at the back of the TREASURE COAST SQUARE MALL parking lot- by the medical center where the 4th ANAL-versary started. Prelube will start at 6:30SHT and Hares will be off like prom dresses at 7PM.
If your looking for that extra little incentive to CUM out and run, just think - a trail set by hares you've never experienced before!!!
What mystery, what exxxcitement! My god, I've got a semi.... PLUS- there will be LIQUOR at the prelube and circle for extra fun debauchery!
D'ERECTIONS: Locals - If you don't know where the mall is, look down and punch yourself in your googoo-berries or your map-o-tazzy. But seriously:
From I-95 (N)
Take I-95 to Gatlin BLVD. Take Gatlin east to Port St. Lucie Blvd. and turn right. Take PSL Blvd. East to US-1. Take US-1 South until you see the Treasure Coast Square Mall on your right. The far right lane turns directly into the mall. The box is in the back back by the medical center.
From I-95(S)
Exit at 101/Kanner and head(damn right I'll take some of that) NE to US1, then turn left and drive North up US1, over the Roosevelt Bridge and into Jensen Beach. The Treasure Coast Square Mall will be on your left as you approach Jensen Beach Blvd. Turn left at JB Blvd into the main entrance and stay in the right lane, and turn right onto the drive that circles the mall. Look for the fist parking lot on your right by the Martin Mermorial Health Center Building.
For any questions or directions call PYLE at 772-233-9427.
ON ON!
FLAMING SHIT PYLE