Post by WhoreShack on Jan 18, 2008 19:57:24 GMT -5
Here's the naked truth about TCH3 #249. Those who were there need not read this tail, they are the tail. For the rest of you wanks, here is what you missed. It was a dark and dreary day in Martin County, but that did not intimidate the 13 hashers who found the Parking lot at Indian River Drive and JB Blvd. The crowd included Anal Inspector, Dubya's Bitch, Kinder, Megatron, NFHN Tom, Virgin Lonnie, Wanna Hose Her, Tequila Mama Bird, Virgin Margarita, NFHN Laurel, Eat-A-Pus and AOL. The hare for the evening was Whore Shack, which meant a Shitty Trail was soon to cum. As this was scheduled as a Pub Crawl, and was a pre-lube for Megatron's Bachelor Party festivities, the cooler was stocked with Bud Light and Coors Original, in bottles, for the pre-lube. As per TCH3 style, the hare was away by 7:15sht and after a 4 minute head start (I'll take some of that), On On down the puddled IR Drive towards the JB Causeway came the pack. Being a pub crawl, not too much distance before turning West toward the RR tracks and then left again as they followed the trail and live music cuming from PIP's Tiki Bar, the site of BN #1. Some Yuengling on tap for all who were drinking, and the hare was off, West, across the RR tracks and up into the JB Hills. Not too far, just enough to keep the pack honest as the trail traveled West approx 3 blocks, and then doubled back down JB Blvd to BN #2, Jensen's newest watering hole, the Ocean Breeze Pub. The arrival of the pack more than doubled the body count in the place, and more than one hasher remarked that they had not been there before. Being a full liquor facility, Kinder and Tequila took the opportunity to get the hard stuff, as everyone else switched over to Sam Adams draft. On On one more time went Shack, crossing JB Blvd and sneaking into Harper's Pub, BN #3, through the back door. AOL's eyes came alive as he breathed in the aroma from one of his old JB haunts. Unfortunately, the bartender had his panties in a bunch about not evenyone having their ID, so it was On In for the hare as the pack quickly followed. Circle was presided over by Anal Inspector, as we welcumed the virgins, the visitors and the returners after confirming that I, Whore Shack, had laid a truly Shitty Trail. Virgins Margartia and Lonnie both showed body parts, but thanks to Kinder's suggestion, we got to see Margarita's right shoulder and bra strap. Thanks for keeping the TCH3 PG yet again 
Virgin Lonnie decided to not disappoint, and whipped out his junk for the ladies. The entire thing was entirely unfair if you ask me. Birfdays and analversaries were toasted and many accusations were called out until the cooler was nearly empty. The most adventurous event was when Virgin Margarita returned the Poon Hound. As she prepared for her poon chug, she realized what was upon her, and decided to share the experience as she poured beer over my skull as beer flowed down off of Poon's poon and onto her shirt. Seeing as the beer made it cling to her ample breasts, I was willing to live with the beer shampoo I got in return. On After at Mulligans to finish out the night.
That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
On Out - Shack
Virgin Lonnie decided to not disappoint, and whipped out his junk for the ladies. The entire thing was entirely unfair if you ask me. Birfdays and analversaries were toasted and many accusations were called out until the cooler was nearly empty. The most adventurous event was when Virgin Margarita returned the Poon Hound. As she prepared for her poon chug, she realized what was upon her, and decided to share the experience as she poured beer over my skull as beer flowed down off of Poon's poon and onto her shirt. Seeing as the beer made it cling to her ample breasts, I was willing to live with the beer shampoo I got in return. On After at Mulligans to finish out the night.That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
On Out - Shack