Post by WhoreShack on Apr 13, 2009 21:17:15 GMT -5
Listen up for the latest & greatest about exxxciting TCH3 action. TCH3 #277 will take place on Thursday, April 16th and will be a Hemingway Look-a-like hash. Yes, break out your best Papa impression and meet Whore Shack (& potential mystery hare) at the Downtown Jensen Beach Publix parking lot for all the debauchery and Hemingway-ness any one could stand. Pre-lube begins at 6:30sht and hare(s) away at 7:00sht. Please bring the following - torch, whistles, shiggy shoes, hash attire, $5.00 hash cash, virgins, returners, locals, visitors, out-of-towners, friends, neighbors and relations as such. Shack will provide a Hemingway mask for the first 10 hashers to arrive.
D-erections to the fun: Locals - come to the Publix Plaza located on JB Blvd just West of downtown. Look for hashers in the NW corner of the parking lot (up by the street and across from Dunkin Donuts)
From I-95: exit at 101/Kanner/SR-76 and head (I'll take some of that) NE to US1. Turn left onto US1 and keep going North to JB BLVD (approx 4 miles). Turn right onto JB Blvd and continue until you get downtown. The Publix Plaza will be on your right just before downtown. If you get to the traffic circle, you've gone too far. Look for the hashers on the right at the top of the parking lot.
If anyone needs more d-erectional assistance, call Shack day-of for turn by turn guidance.
On On to Papa and his glorious example of abundance.