TCH3 #223 - Thursday, May 31, 2007

[Flaming Shit Pyle]

Attention! Attention!

This Tha-Hers-Day hash will be Hared by none other than the one and only Flaming Shit Pyle(Cue the nake women throwing flowers down upon me, and the inspirational 80's Rocky-esqu music).

CUM to the fun this week as PYLE will set an amazingly Shiggy-delic trail beginning from Sandhill Crane Park in Southern Port St. Lucie- with 6:30SHT PRE-lube and hares off like a prom dress at 7SHT. Bring an extra pair of underwear, as this trail is likely to make you CREAM YOURSELF. Ohhhh yessss! (and then we fucked for hours and hours!....)

Shiggy shoes and torches are recommended as is bug repellent. 5$ hash cash is recommended, bring VIRGINS, bring BACKSLIDERS, and bring your A-Game muthafucka!

D'Erections:

From the South: Take US-1 north from Jensen beach or Stuart, and follow until you see Walton Road on the left (on the right, it will be Midport). Take that left onto Walton, and follow for approx. 1.5 miles. Take a left on SE Scenic Park Drive, and you will see SANDHILL CRANE PARK signs at that point. Park toward the back where you see HASHERS congregating.

From the north: Do the same thing, but US-1, take a right onto Walton.

FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TRAIL OR THE SAFE USAGE OF ANAL LUBRICANT, CALL FLAMING SHIT PYLE AT 772-233-9427.

ON!ON!

[Megatron]

Slight correction to the di-erections (correction in CAPS)
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D'Erections:

From the South: Take US-1 north from Jensen beach or Stuart, and follow until you see Walton Road on the RIGHT (on the LEFT, it will be Midport). Take that RIGHT onto Walton, and follow for approx. 1.5 miles. Take a left on SE Scenic Park Drive, and you will see SANDHILL CRANE PARK signs at that point. Park toward the back where you see HASHERS congregating.

From the north: Do the same thing, but US-1, take a LEFT onto Walton.

[WhoreShack]

Thank "G" I am not the only one proof reading these things. Thanks Megatron. Fine catch big guy. Here is my 2 cents.

Correction to the D-erections: Walton is East of US1, thus a right from the South and a Left from the North. Other than that, I concur with everything Pyle said.

So sayth the shepard. So sayth the flock!