Post by WhoreShack on Nov 27, 2007 21:25:15 GMT -5
Greetings wankers. I trust everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving Holiday. My Thanks are given to Dubya's Bitch & Barking Spiders Up Inside Her, a visitor from Virginia, who showed up to turkey trot a Whore Shack trail. A good time and many cold beers were had by all. Now, on on to this week's exxxcitement. It is official, Dubya had decided to go Bi. You read right, Dubya is going to lay a Bi-County trail with the starting location being the Northern end of the Publix plaza on US1, across from BJ's (insert joke here) in Jensen Beach. Pre-lube kicks off at 6:30sht, with hare away at 7:00sht. $5.00 for all the libations your belly can hold and all the shiggy trail your legs can handle. Other items of interest might include: shiggy shoes, torches, whistles, bug juice, virgins, returners, visitors, hash attire and, oh yea, virgins.
D-erections: From I-95(s) Exit 101/Kanner, NE to US1. Left turn and travel North, over the bridge, past the mall and then look for the plaza on the right as you are passing the Lowes on the left. Turn right into the plaza and then head(uprooting trees & shrubs & flowers...) to the parking lot on the northen end of the plaza.
From I-95(n) Exit at Midway Rd(north PSL) and travel east to US1. Turn right onto US1 and drive South, thru PSL to Jensen.
You are getting closer as you pass the Walmart. The next signal you get to is just North of the plaza. You will turn left into the plaza by the Hess gas station, and then head (I just can't get enough) to the northen end of the parking lot.
Locals: you should have a good idea where it is by now from all the landmarks used in the d-erections above, but if anyone needs more details, feel free to call Dubya @ 772-323-4942 or Shack @ 772-260-7048.
On On Keepin On
D-erections: From I-95(s) Exit 101/Kanner, NE to US1. Left turn and travel North, over the bridge, past the mall and then look for the plaza on the right as you are passing the Lowes on the left. Turn right into the plaza and then head(uprooting trees & shrubs & flowers...) to the parking lot on the northen end of the plaza.
From I-95(n) Exit at Midway Rd(north PSL) and travel east to US1. Turn right onto US1 and drive South, thru PSL to Jensen.
You are getting closer as you pass the Walmart. The next signal you get to is just North of the plaza. You will turn left into the plaza by the Hess gas station, and then head (I just can't get enough) to the northen end of the parking lot.
Locals: you should have a good idea where it is by now from all the landmarks used in the d-erections above, but if anyone needs more details, feel free to call Dubya @ 772-323-4942 or Shack @ 772-260-7048.
On On Keepin On
