TCH3 #344 - Saturday, January 2nd, 2016

[Whore Shack]

TCH3 Nation and Beyond - we are wasting no time breaking the hash cherry on 2016, and your hares 2 Pump and Sanford & Cums invite all of you wankers to join them on the first TCH3 trail of the year. The hares are promising a shiggy trail, that will include a Turkey/Eagle split, with at least two (2) beer stops and maybe some of those Gummy Bear shots that were so popular at Sanford's naming trail.
The start location for this hash will be the Collision Depot located at 880 NE Industrial Blvd in Jensen Beach.
Pre-lube will begin at 5:30sht and hares away at 6:00sht.
Hash cash will be $5.00 and will include pre-lube, trail and circle.
The hares also suggest the following items: whistles, flash lights, shiggy shoes & socks, hash attire and a great attitude. All hashers are welcome, including locals, visitors, returners and virgins. 

D-erections to the fun - From I-95 - exit at Kanner Hwy/exit 101/SR 76, and travel NE to US1 in Stuart. Turn left onto US1 and travel North, over the bridge, towards Jensen Beach. Turn at the 1st light onto Wright Blvd, then left at the next light onto Dixie Hwy, and right at the next light to continue on Dixie. Follow Dixie, through the next light and the road becomes Savannah Road. Turn left at the second street past the Dixie/Savannah intersection onto Pop Tilton Place. Follow Pop Tilton around and it will become NE Industrial Blvd. The start location is in the parking lot of the Collision Depot on the right. 

From Pt St Lucie - Take US1 South to Baker Road. Turn Left onto Baker Rd and follow it to Savannah Rd. turn left onto Savannah and then follow the d-erections above to find the start location.       

Locals - you should have enough info from the d-erections above, but if you need more you can contact Shack at 772-260-7048

Start 2016 with TCH3, a great way to start a new hash year.

Whore Shack

[Whore Shack]

TCH3 Nation and Beyond - Happy New Year! No better way to bring it in than enjoying libations with fellow hashers, old and new. The hares for the night were Two Pumps and Sanford. They were joined by a hearty pack: Jersey, Tight Frame, Chicken Choker, Blackout Solo, Top Cum, NFHN Melaina and myself, Whore Shack. We were choking on the stench of virgins: Emme, Jen, Lindsey, and Erica. We started out the night with the traditional chalk talk with a twist. A new symbol was added by our very own Two Pumps. It was a lovely beaver sign. This trail was going to go over water with a few dams. (Yes, that was the purpose of the new symbol. We all know what you were thinking!)
The hares wasted no time and offered up a turkey/eagle split as the first trail mark. No wild turkeys tonight! We all chose to soar like eagles following the trail into the night. On On we went with Top Cum taking the lead as our FRB, followed closely by the rest of the pack. We came to our first beaver check, and DAM... On On into the shiggy, and soon came upon our first bear check. The eagles have landed! We were provided a New Year's treat in the form of Andre champagne. The cork was popped and the bottle was passed as each hasher took a sip. To finish the bottle, a rousing game of,'On the Foot',was played.
Hares away, and the pack soon followed back out on the trail. More shiggy! Now this is my kind of trail. Running down canal banks and through the back woods, of the greater Jensen/Rio area. The pack was soaring along rather swiftly. A little too swiftly for Jersey, when she got shot down by a poacher (rather a vine) and wounded her wing. She quickly recovered with the help of myself and caught up to the pack. On On, out of the shiggy,up to the tracks and down the rails we flew. The young hatchlings (virgins) needed the guidance of the experienced hashers on how to run the tracks. I was more than willing to pass my knowledge on. Tired and thirsty, we came upon the second beer stop.
The scene: driveway drinking with a fire pit in historic Rio. Doesn't get any better than that! After entertaining our hosts with a melody of hash songs,(Dead Whore, Here's to Brother Hasher, The liquor was spilled, and My Name is Jack), we continued our journey.
It wasn't long until we found the final turkey/eagle split of the night. Jersey, Virgin Jen, and I chose to soar once again, but the rest of the pack chose to be turkeys. We soon met up with NFHN Melaina, and with the help of Tight Frame, we all banded together to finish the trail. We followed the gallery of graphic sidewalk images On In.
Circle: virgins were broken in and now they're known as Assholes. If you only knew, what Virgin Emme could do, with her two fingers! I guess you had to be there. Down Downs were drank along with yummy gummy shots provided by our hare, Sanford. Top Cum had a failed attempt of a Poon Napping. In the end, Poonhound received her traditional Down Down and all was well.
Let's finish this off in the traditional way, with the hash version of, Swing Low, May the hash go in peace... May the hash get a piece!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.